This Card is for you!
  We really wanted to send out some sort of acceptable greeting this year but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone.

So we met with our corporate attorney yesterday, and on his/her/its solicited, overt and unsolicited covert advice, which were both extensive and expensively pre-paid forms of consultation: We want to say to all of you (our lawyer allows the following) :


Greetings!
*Please accept this "Greeting" with no obligation, whether stated, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the current time frame, whether it may be practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious, non-religious or a-religious persuasion(s) of your choice, or in other independent, dependent secular practices of your choice. We offer cautious respect for all the religious/secular persuasions and/or any and all traditions, beliefs, thoughts or concerns of others, as well as for any alternative choices made, accepted or considered up to and including not to practice any religious or secular traditions at all,, or not. It is as you choose.(Please note that this is NOT part of the greeting. :) Thank you!

OH! AND PLEASE NOTE: By accepting this greeting, you are automatically accepting the following terms:
1. END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT FOR SOFTYMICROK NOT® NON-SOFTWARE (NON-OPERATING SYSTEM) © 1776 to 3144
NOTE: This product may not set up on your computer unless or until you accept the terms of the applicable End-User License Agreement (“EULA”).

On the other hand this product of twisted minds may actually embed itself on your hard drive and lurk there for the life of your computer or until found and deleted 642 times. That can only occur IF your computer saves it to 642 locations. Blame your computer, not US! That could well be your fate, this greeting is very popular! The terms of any printed, paper EULA, which may or may not accompany this product, supersede the insubstantial transient terms of any on-screen EULA found within the product. Probably because it is the product, but we don't know or care. For your future reference, you may print the text of the EULA, or refer to a copy of the EULA that can be found either online in or with this product. If you are accessing an online version of the EULA and would like to print the EULA before proceeding, please exit set-up by pressing the “REFUSE” button and then print the EULA from the online file.

You may resume set-up at any time IF you can find us...

1. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
2. This greeting is freely transferable provided there is no alteration to the original greeting.
3. This greeting implies no legal promise, actual obligation or implied obligation by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes defined, listed or suggested above for her/himself or others.
4. This greeting is void where prohibited by law or common sense. It is reluctantly revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

If you accept these terms click here: AGREE
If you do not accept these terms click here: REFUSE


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Insubstantial Guarantee or Limited Warranty

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of non-specific, parameters of good tidings for the limited, specific period or time frame of one year as pre-determined by the now historically neutral Aztec Calendar from issuance or until sub sequential issuance of any other celebration, greeting or expression of positive or negative expression toward luck, fortune, best wishes, holy day, holiday or any other generic, common, exact or inexact term in use by the receiver- whether general or specific- whether greeting or other, whichever comes first. This warranty is limited to the replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. The rights of the wishee are considered nonexistent unless or otherwise determined by appropriate, acknowledged governing authorities having legal and or moral jurisdiction accepted by the sender. ALL rights are reserved to the wisher. No jurisdictional authority will be accepted. Only implied, stated or offered wishes are granted to the receiver without any other independent, dependent or co-dependent grant of any foreseen or unforeseen expectation, consideration or dream to actually receive, achieve or obtain the results of this proffered greeting.

Further* You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Do you understand? Anything you do say may be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand? You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand? If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. Do you understand? If you decide to answer questions now without an attorney present you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Do you understand?
Knowing and understanding your rights as we have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present?

If YES Press here
If there is no result to the click email jdb@jdbeditor.com with the answer to What are you doing for Christmas? Or any other celebrational period of time relevant as of the date you clicked.
If your answer is NO, we are done.


* The Miranda warning is given by police officers in the United States to suspects whom they have arrested and intend to question. The Miranda warnings were mandated by the 1966 United States Supreme Court decision in the case of Miranda v. Arizona. They are a means of protecting a criminal suspect's Fifth Amendment right not to be subjected to coerced self-incrimination.

** The loverly image above was received by email. No attempt to insult, injure or affect any property rights is included nor intended. E-mail me IF this image should be removed! (We hope you won't!) Thank You!