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A Politically Correct New Years Greeting
SalvationPout for CVN
Dear Friends and "Family",(see #1 below)
Please accept with no obligation, either implied or implicit, our explicit best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, and/or secular practices of your choice, with respect for all religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, including the choice not to practice some or any religious or secular traditions at all.
And, further, you are wished a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2002 (2090 in Cybertown), but only with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make "America"(see #2 below)1 and the "world"(see #1 below) become "successful"(see #3 below)
1Legal Disclaimer & Warranty1
11.1Family or world means members of the human family, but may apply to aliens who accept the terms of this agreement.
2.1This is NOT to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and of course, this is without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, native language, choice of computer platform, software or sexual or other preferences of either the wishhee or the wisher.1
13.1Definitions, interpretations, and details, expectations, or conclusions are all subject to cultural validation,misunderstanding and intentional confusion and therefore may vary.
4.1"any" means all known, unknown or imagined possibilities.1
By accepting this greeting, you ARE agreeing to the following legal terms and obligations. This greeting is subject to any (see #4 above) announced, unnanounced, or imagined clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with, of course, no alterations, edits, changes, or versioning, made to the original greeting, which is licensed, registered,formatted, patented, copyrighted ane even written! Your acceptance implies no promises by the wisher to actually implement, encourage or support any of the wishes for the wishee/wisher/himself/herself or others withot regard to anything, and is void where prohibited by law,custom, or habit; and is further revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected, subject to this warranty and within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. Warranty is hereby specifically limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of subsequent, new, or alternate wish or wishes at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Have a nice day.