Earth Ads

Compiled from EARTHNET

[editor's note: We provide these ads so that our Cytonian and colony citizens can see what our brothers and sisters on Earth deal with on a daily basis. Quotes like "War is Peace, "Eat to Build Earth", "Consumption Rules!" "A good citizen buys everything" are advertised verbally, visually and subliminally. Read and weep with us! The links have been disabled to avoid Earth Detection]

Martin-McDonalds "Feeding the Universe" Space Transport-Food Sector

Now available variable rate Replicator Pliable Generational (RPG) loans*

Buy, eat now, let your great, great, grandchildren (or estate) pay it off!

Holla-World Entertainment Sector

Live the good life now, No payments until your government required children or clones are grown and working!!*

IBBM-Interstellar Bookings Bio-Machines

Want to travel? Visit off world! Work off world*

GATES- Galactic Artificial Technology Education Sector

Tired of that job? Transfer your contract! Become that upwardly mobile expert you always wanted! InstaEd® is the way! In only 18 treatments have the skills you need!*

AIS-Artificial Intelligence Sector

Are you ready for the next level? Do you want the wealth and success you are due? Hire it done!*

Interstellar Widgets- "Energy For All" Utilities Sector

Tired of those brownouts? Tired of the drain from the energy grid? Get you very own power source!*

  

*All contracts include the "Universal Standard" multi-generational insurance, default organ harvesting and genetic cloning agreements with each sector's guaranteed work clause. All eligible citizens must be government certified. Various work contracts, biological and or genetic charges and changes may apply. Consult your sector attorney, before signing. All agreements are binding, no prepayment deductions are allowed, complete contract clause buy out at reduced interest possible, all rates are 50% APR (Annual Pre-casualty Rate) interest or higher.