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~jdb_educator C124, ed. & Elexia; compiled reports EARTHNET, CVN and other sources

President Jacque Gonzales Smyth announced that national offices were operating in the new capital, although problems with the new sanitation system are still being experienced. "Lima is a lovely city, and we are grateful for the warm reception we have received here." The president told CVN over the Vid grid.

Temperatures in Lima continued at seasonal lows of 112 degrees Fahrenheit for the 4^th straight week.

"We shall fight them in the halls of the Bundesstag-Villon, at the kennel club and in the markets," business leader Arfg Removenstat replied when told of the new regulations that would require tracking implants on all dogs used for protection/sport/other uses... Although all Earth citizens have been required to have these implants for the last 30 years, Mankind's best friends, the cat and dog populations have been exempt until this year.

Three hundred forty seven patrons died from blowfish poisoning in a chain of downtown Sushi bars. Late medical evidence blamed smuggled blowfish loaded with mercury poisoning as the culprit. The Chief was due to be released, but had already been executed due to a "missed filing date" of the release order." The Prime Minister who was chased down by CVN, as he traveled between food industries briefly offered regrets.

Chairman Achmed James Silverstone reported on the growth of diamond mining to the Knesset. He told the Vid audience this morning "We could do be in a better position. Last year's gross revenues exceeded. those of all other African resources by over 50%. Ever since use of industrial and refined manufactured diamonds became essential to replicator, holographic and transporter industries, we have enjoyed a near monopoly."

by Elexia: Excitement and tremors in Australia.

(ISLANDNET contributed to this story)

Newest information suggests that UWG(Unified World Government) is finally allowing Australia to return to electricity. CVN has reported before about the secret documents found that ordered a ban on electrical equipment to Australia in an effort to focus the island eco-group to focus on Agriculture and genetics. Rumors persist that the country will be supplied old store housed equipment at earth inflated prices, as a way of awarding appreciation and profit to the Energy sector, Interstellar Widgets. This effort has been supported, aided and encouraged through the Islands overlord sector: Martin-McDonalds.

Six hundred more prisoners were locked into 3D for life this morning: The following names were removed from the top 100 wanted list. Those 4 time offenders who are incarcerated find themselves in various forms of Hell developed through Christian religious literacy. With the recently added thermocouplers, citizens convicted and punished at this level, literally live and burn in Hell.

Their individual crimes are recorded by the central processor as: "Failure to report"

A-12

c-9

C-A-N-D-Y

C-A-P

c-a-r-m-i-n-a

C-a-s

c-a-t-w-o-m-a-n

C-Alias

While normally all criminals are locked into a 3D seamless universe with no parole, they are in fact re-programmed to benefit the business community through drugs, mind wiping, personality adjustment and re-programming. In these cases these individuals are considered unsalvageable. Rumors persist that the last 2000-3000 so treated "criminals" have displeased some high level Earth business conglomerate, not yet named. Cybertown wonders if these missing individuals are quiet recruits to the military, the beginnings of war between Eath and the Colonies or rebels of Earth who just "had enough" of the conglomerate dictatorship. CVN is investigating.