Cybertown Fashions-review
~"Leading the Universe"

 


Glitter Boy/Glitter Girl
Fashion Review
Edith Pearl Head Poirot-Montpierre, consultant to the Stars
     This lovely ensemble features the standard rocket pack, capable of sadly, only limited flight. However, it's main use, as rock solid stability while firing the curvaceous Boom Gun, adds style to the mundane utility.

For those planet rooted individuals, this year's fashion statement has laser drills in both heels that are quite competent at drilling up to 5 feet into the ground, with those darling hooks under the toes that grip the planetary surface delightfully. We just oooohed and awed over that delicious feature! These all add wonderful form to function while firing that exciting Boom Gun and all just so that it stays standing up, significantly improving targeting... "Simply delicious"

After numerous tests we discovered the pilot can even stay in the suit for up to a month if need be. Of course it does get mm "grimy" but the waste disposal system does a stellar job, and the recirculating air is handily improved with the fragrance2325 add-in. (shh its standard in some models) Yes girls there are several models just for you!)

Remember boys and girls: Accessorize, accessorize, accessorize!

For those of you who just love numbers. Our research department shows the following improvements over the older models, so do be careful, won't you! Any windows within 156 meters (468 feet are shattered & anyone within 300 feet will be deaf without the proper ear accoutrements to protect their hearing. This of course is only for a while! One poor young lady heard ringing for weeks after testing. From 75 feet her deafness lasted 4 days. (Cindy did you get the flowers. We at CVN are soooo very sorry!)

The simply glowing chrome armour gives our Glitter Boy/girl its name. (The armour makes it resistant to laser fire.

In our little test of a small army of artillery tanks & such came up against 13 robot Glitter Boys. The Research and development people just wouldn't let us use our model in the test. We were sooo disappointed!
Only one Glitter Boy was destroyed.
~Edith