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[Editor's note please note the location kiddies (to ages 1 through 211) this here be the fun pages!! *ooooooooo we need a disclaimer* Nothing said, written or implied here is anybody's responsibility! If we gotta blame someone: let's blame lenire!!]
We recently published our new breaking news site to a lot of responsive clicks, offering and encouraging recommendations be made so Hawk can be named as a Wizard! We hope the individuals also grabbed the their colony's site to apply for their own well deserved titles.
Why in the world should Hawk be named for Wizard you ask? Has he ever held down a regular Cybertown job? Probably not! I know he never worked for me under that name! Sure we get an occasional Story out of him for the Daily News! We have fired peeps for less production! I mean really. This dude only created this whole site with help from some buddies, worked for years to develop online concepts, ways to get things done, worked and played with thousands of people online, solicited new ideas and used them...the list is nauseating long of things he has done. The goal of a citizen run community on the web, what a concept. I'll have to ask our citizen Mayor, LadyLiz: 20425 - City Mayor what she thinks about that crazy idea. Online Elections? What a crazy idea! And anyway, that's OLD news.
Naw, we gotta ask: "What has he done lately?!" Like any self respecting employer group in Cybertown, we checked him out in Citizen's. This guy is listed as a club assistant, and apparently he has left and the club has been deleted! Oh, ok...that was the Hawk who was "I'm 21 years old male and like everything but opera"! Hmm lotta Hawks here... OH the one at the top! I see. *clicks jobs*:
.........................Founder................Cybertown
........................ Club Assistant........Blink182 HangOut
........................ Club Assistant........1234
Do you suppose he works at any of these? I only see him at BIG meetings. And does he greet everyone who posts him??? ...hmmm that's a big NO! (He would have to have 4 computers and 60 fingers...mmmm cute avatar!) Does he give everyone who asks him for a job what they want? I know for certain there were peeps who wanted to be named King, Queen, CL that he didn't give jobs to. And from what I hear this guy didn't even apply for the position! shaking head in disgust.
Well, ok I guess I gotta recommend him anyway. Sheesh just because... hmm why you ask? I was afraid you would ask *gulp*, ok, here goes:
Hawk, you have provided fun, excitement, a meeting place with incredible excitement, innovation, opportunity, creative flexibility for people to explore the cutting edge of computing while even learning basic skills all in a wide open creative atmosphere of possibility limited only by imagination and the willingness of people to try. Hawk, though we have never met in RL, I loves ya, big guy! So he gets my biased support for the title, that can only be awarded by the city council.