[editors note: Having been auctioned off to taz-the-dog, for three days, I must comply with possible requests Saturday 3/9/02 through 3/10 into Tuesday for roughly 72 hours... What I offered was basically one project for the time period specified. see warranty at the bottom]

Hail Neighborhood Deputy, taz-the-dog
**sir master taz of the great lands**


[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jbd get me a pack of chips
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : and a 6 pack
jdb_educator snaps fingers: A huge truck from Frito Lay And CocaCola pulls up in front of taz-the-dog's Cybertown home to drop off a one years supply of chips and 6 packs.
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jbd if i own can i force you to do stuff? *see Warranty*
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : make me chief executive president of cvn
[CVN] ryanzzz0 [12971] : Junior Executive Managing Editor... what a title
[CVN Managing Editor}jdb_educator [25264] Names taz-the-dog As Chief Head Executive Ayatollah President of CVN (CHEAP) with all the rights and privileges that go with such a title. (See warranty at the bottom)
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : delphin can i have you permission to host a journey prom 2 weeks from today in the asdventure plaza?
[City Council] Delphine [18635] : I do not see a problem taz *s*


[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jdb who am i?
[Wizard] jdb_educator [25264] : lol *bows to taz* **sir master taz of the great lands**
[Wizard] jdb_educator Taz ur pots and pans are done *opens up firey furnace* They'll never need cleaning again.."fire washed!" Holds up burning slabs of metal for taz to view.

Warranty: jdb_educator denies, refuses and ignores any warranties to activities, thoughts, posts or projects on behalf of taz-the-dog He points out that caveat emptor rules: "let the buyer beware". He adds I'll make the time honey, if you got the simple project.Any reasonable and possible request will be attempted.Taz''s Slave