[editors note: Having been auctioned off to taz-the-dog, for three days, I must comply with possible requests Saturday 3/9/02 through 3/10 into Tuesday for roughly 72 hours... What I offered was basically one project for the time period specified. see warranty at the bottom]

Hail Neighborhood Deputy, taz-the-dog
**sir master taz of the great lands**


[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jbd get me a pack of chips
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : and a 6 pack
jdb_educator snaps fingers: A huge truck from Frito Lay And CocaCola pulls up in front of taz-the-dog's Cybertown home to drop off a one years supply of chips and 6 packs.
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jbd if i own can i force you to do stuff? *see Warranty*
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : make me chief executive president of cvn
[CVN] ryanzzz0 [12971] : Junior Executive Managing Editor... what a title
[CVN Managing Editor}jdb_educator [25264] Names taz-the-dog As Chief Head Executive Ayatollah President of CVN (CHEAP) with all the rights and privileges that go with such a title. (See warranty at the bottom)
[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : delphin can i have you permission to host a journey prom 2 weeks from today in the asdventure plaza?
[City Council] Delphine [18635] : I do not see a problem taz *s*


[Neighborhood Deputy] taz-the-dog [3680] : jdb who am i?
[Wizard] jdb_educator [25264] : lol *bows to taz* **sir master taz of the great lands**
[Wizard] jdb_educator Taz ur pots and pans are done *opens up firey furnace* They'll never need cleaning again.."fire washed!" Holds up burning slabs of metal for taz to view.

Warranty: jdb_educator denies, refuses and ignores any warranties to activities, thoughts, posts or projects on behalf of taz-the-dog He points out that caveat emptor rules: "let the buyer beware". He adds I'll make the time honey, if you got the simple project.Any reasonable and possible request will be attempted.Taz''s Slave Taz's Slave..
ryanzzz0: (7:26 PM) From: taz-the-dog
Subject: jdb_educator
ok jdb you now call me *the great one , the master of pulling*.bow down to my, give me my slippers, you will now also be the remotcontrol for my t.v. oh did i mension that you have to walk around with the arel to work? my favourite films on tonight, its 5 hours long, so jdb i'm gunna need you to stand up for a little while holding up the areal. hehe i'm evil taz
jdb_educator: (7:26 PM) lol not a prob. did he show you the web page i made?
ryanzzz0: (7:26 PM) Nope
jdb_educator: (7:27 PM) oooooo where is that post?
ryanzzz0: (7:27 PM) Games MB

jdb_educator: ok Taz, you got it. Taz, the Great One, master of pulling! *bows down* notes floor is not really very tasty* jdb automates the remote control and notes "your TV is now under my total control" lol You don't look anything like Jackie Gleason, the Great One.
jdb_educator: Immediately assigns Atlas to handle those little standing chores