Prediction #1 - We're all gonna die.

Prediction #2 - Taxes will go up very, very soon.

Prediction #3 - After taxes go up, coronary-related deaths will go up (also very, very soon.)

Prediction #4 - Cindy Crawford will get old, fat, and wrinkled.

Prediction #5 - You will get old, fat, and wrinkled (before Cindy Crawford.)

Prediction #6 - Your children will think you are Evil Incarnate. Your grandchildren will think you are the Federal Reserve Incarnate. Your great-grandchildren will think you are Primitive Man Incarnate.

Prediction #7 - The meek shall inherit the earth.

Prediction #8 - The righteous shall inherit the earth.

Prediction #9 - The meek and righteous shall fight over the inheritance of the earth on WWF Smackdown.

Prediction #10 - You will forget all of these predictions within 10 minutes of having read them.

See? That was fun! Now, go on with your silly little unimportant Stone Age lives :)...OR click on "Dear Aynnie" on to see what bad, terrible, horrific advice looks like!