Our 2014 Christmas card
from jdband Collected Virtual News
Don't let it throw you. Go on. You throw it! Throw it in, throw it out, throw it to someone. I guess you could just dry your hands and face.
This takes care of EVERYONE!! To all my brothers and sisters and those more than friends. To all my friends, frenemies, enemies, and nodding acquaintances, To all my readers, to everyone I have ever met and have yet to meet: I wish you a truly Blessed Yule, Blessed Solstice, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Festivus, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, and a really GOOD 2015!!!
May the upcoming New Year bring all of you success, goodness, beauty, and many blessings!! Money and fewer worries would probably be nice too. To those who don't believe in anything, have a nice day.
Towel Quotes
Go Crazy and look at pictures of quotes. Some of them even talk about towels!Then there are lots of text quotes from http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/towel.html and http://thinkexist.com/quotes/with/keyword/towel/.
Towel TruthMore Christmas Craziness
Our source: http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy"The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitch hiker can have. Partly it has great practical value — you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you — daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."